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		<title>I&#8217;m Just Not That Into Me: Mom-Colored Glasses Takes a Break</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear loyal readers, obliged relatives, angry spouses of marines, moody teenagers who ironically don&#8217;t understand sarcasm, moms up at 3 a.m. with nothing else to read, and anyone else who has tuned in over the past two years and three &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/09/20/im-just-not-that-into-me-mom-colored-glasses-takes-a-break/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1540&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the first week of kindergarten came to a close, I realized it was not just Sally learning valuable lessons from school. I, too, was being educated&#8211;mostly on how to live with a fire-breathing dragon. To help other parents who &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/09/08/what-not-to-do-a-back-to-school-list/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1523&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 06:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that schools are starting, I&#8217;d like to give you the report every fifth grader must present: What I Did This Summer. Sally had her first ballet performance: I was terrified she&#8217;d never get on stage. Or that she&#8217;d get &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/08/26/what-i-did-this-summer/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1512&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 06:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, we play Barbies. Then we eat. Then we play Barbies. So you might see something of a Barbie &#8220;series&#8221; on this blog. I am sorry. But sometimes, Sally&#8217;s Barbies do some interesting things. This week, Mr. Embee and I &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/07/21/emergency-doctors-here-barbie-hospital/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1500&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes Sally is exceptionally cute. You know the moments&#8211;like this one: The Mr. and I are walking along our neighborhood lagoons while Sally rides her purple bike. A bike with training wheels and tassels on the handlebars. And she&#8217;s wearing &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/07/14/hush-dont-tell-the-pregnant-people/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1481&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 14:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Quickies are a thing I started last summer and then did once. Classic. Let&#8217;s try it again. Since no city in a two-mile radius is having fireworks on the Fourth, and that&#8217;s how far we&#8217;re willing to travel, we took &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/07/03/quickie-my-little-firecracker/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1483&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kid shows are melting my brain. Some are definitely better than others: I love Sesame Street (which Sally knows, so she claims it is boring) and I enjoy Olivia. But most have these incredibly annoying repeated lines, or just types &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/06/24/nine-kid-show-lines-i-cant-fricking-get-out-of-my-head/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1473&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 04:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What more could a dad want? At a Father&#8217;s Day party, his 4-year-old chews pretzels into letters and spells . . . BEER. This one&#8217;s for you, Mr. Embee (who, it should be noted, is not even a big beer &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/06/19/on-fathers-day-we-aim-to-impress/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1468&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As far as I know, there have been no pictures of teensy private parts Tweeted from Sally&#8217;s preschool bathroom. However, the bathroom is coed (sooooo Bay Area Elitist, I know) and we have our own little Weinergate issues going on &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/06/13/weinergate-preschool-edition/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1455&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 04:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has been a busy and stressful month, and I figured rather than continue to blindly subject my loved ones to my (seemingly random) rages, I should help millions of families and develop a Mommy Terror Alert System. It&#8217;s for &#8230; <a href="http://summermb.wordpress.com/2011/05/25/mommy-terror-alerts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=summermb.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1860707&amp;post=1439&amp;subd=summermb&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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